An impossible task stands looming in front of many teenage boys. A task harder to complete than climbing Everest, or even obtaining a PHd from Harvard. Many don’t have the natural skill or genetics to complete this mission on their own. They need someone wise, with unlimited rizz to guide them on their journey and be a shining light on their dark treacherous path. They need a coach, a captain, a leader. They need somebody that can teach them how to talk to girls.
Talking to girls is tough for most teenage boys (not Cole Anderson), but it’s not impossible. With the right combination of confidence, good cologne, and a little bit of practice anybody can speak to a woman for slightly longer than just saying hello. Of course, saying hello is a great place to start. If a male can say hi to a real life girl that they’re not related to, they are well on their way to perfection and, if they are lucky, a girlfriend. Confidence is key when it comes to communicating with the female population
The first step to learning to talk to girls is practicing. The best way to practice is by doing things that bring incredible amounts of stress. Launching a rocket, going to war, and fighting in a gladiator arena are all great places to start. This will simulate the experience and the emotions that will be present when talking to girls. Once these no longer bring fear, then the time has come to really begin training. Christopher Nolan’s 2005 movie “Batman Begins” shows a fantastic training regime. If a boy follows Batman’s training exactly, they will quickly turn into a man with the ability to converse with women.
Confidence is key when it comes to communicating with the female population. If a male doesn’t have confidence in his looks and actions, he will lose any chance he had. Going to the gym is a great way to increase confidence, and it brings the added benefit of muscle mass, and all girls love muscles, it is probably their favorite thing to look for in a guy. The gym is also a great place to go after a rejection. In fact, the gym is always there when it’s needed by a male that has been broken up with. In a way, it’s even better than talking to girls, but what if a boy still wants to talk to girls, even after the gym? Well then, it’s time for them to prepare.
Preparation plays the most crucial role of any. Meditation beforehand helps with the nerves, and a little pre workout can’t hurt your chances. Selecting a good cologne and then absolutely covering the entire body and outfit in it is a necessity, as a girl won’t talk to a boy unless they smell like the inside of a Bath and Body Works. A good method for a man to really get the scent to stick is to sit in their car and spray 30-40 times in the air, creating a cloud and completely surrounding themselves with fragrance. If, when the man approaches, the girl coughs repeatedly, then they know the scent is strong enough.
Say the approach goes well, and the conversation is underway, what is somebody supposed to talk about? Make sure to stick to topics girls are interested in or they won’t be attracted to you. A few great ones are cars, ancient Rome, and the search for Atlantis. Men have to make sure to talk about something they know a lot about, otherwise they will come off as unintelligent and fake. They should show off how much they know by giving a full lecture, never giving the woman a chance to speak. This will show dominance and intellect, two traits that almost every woman is attracted to. If these steps are followed exactly, and the conversation is nailed, the next logical step would be asking them on a date. Dating is a whole different ball field from just talking to women, and few have what it takes to compete in this ballfield, but they will never know unless they try.